Fuck you Walmart

Just saw a commercial for Walmart. It was about some guy who started as a cashier and was given 10 promotions. Wow, that sounds great. EXCEPT! Because he was only able to do this on the backs of foreigners backs. They make so little that they can't afford to buy even the cheapest products at Walmart. They make their workers live, and pay to live in dormatories. Even if they don't want to live there, they have to pay for their spot in the dorm. I hate Walmart. Just because some asshole here in America gets promoted 10 times, it doesn't make Walmart right. I do not shop there. I condem those who do, even my father.

Of course I'm not stupid. The same shoit goes on at KMart and Target.

Politics

We have a gay mayor! Kentucky is so fucked up. They elect that crazy as hell tea party asshole Rand Paul. Of course he ran on the republican tiicket. I can't tell you how pissed at the south I am. It is ridiculous. But we have a gay mayor...Jim Gray! So that's good. But I can't wait to get the hell out of here and never come back. Most people are republicans, and I am so far to the left that I am proud to say that I am probably actually a socialist. When I get to Oregon, watch out. I will totes blossom out there because I will have so much more in common with the peeps out there. Well at least in Portland. I hate Rand Paul because I know his type. He was the guy in college who partied all the time, should have been in jail for all the fucked up shit he did- but his rich daddy got him out of any trouble he got into, did whatever he wanted because of his sense of entitlement and again, his rich daddy, he has probably never had to do anything he didn't want to. He is of the privilidged upper class. He reminds me of George Bush,Jr. I'm not going to war, you can't make me...I'm going to golf everyday of my Presidency, or go to his ranch and hide out when things aren't going his way. Rand Paul will accomplish nothing while he is in office. However, he may become even more popular with assholes like him. I have an anger level about this mid term election that exceeds mywildest dreams.

October

In case you were wondering where I was, I was here, but my DELL laptop died. DO NOT buy a DELL! I know so many people who have had trouble with them. I wish there was a lemon law for computers!

Things I am loving:
Housewives of Beverly Hills! Two of Paris Hilton's aunts are on it. One of them thinks she is an icon. Supposedly she was a child star. Whatever, she seems pretty crazy. But the other aunt of Paris Hilton's was pretty fabulous. I'd seen her before. A lot of times, when Paris gets arrested, she is the Hilton family spokesperson. She also has Demi Moore hair. I wonder if she gets a weave discount through Paris or does she pay full price? It must be like $10,000 worth of hair. (going by how much Kate Gosselin paid for hers.)

Housewives of DC, REUNION! This is so much better than wasting my time watching the show. Everyone has their talons out and they're ready to cut a Salahi! Thos two people are the craziest because they don't realize that they are crazy. They continue this strange, plastic existance...mainly for themselves.

Jennie Craig! Yes I am now a registered Jennie Craig client. I really hope this works. The past three years have been absolutly horrible. My weight has been yo yoing, but kept moving up a ound of two, even with said yo yo.

Blue Moon

So much to say....first of all, fuck the Teapartiers. They are all a bunch of racists who don't want to pay taxces. Speaking of that, I read that there are 300,000 people in America who don't recognise any government higher than sheriff. These people scare me. They live by their own rules and think they are right. Sounds like how the mafia described the police in Goodfellas. They are wrong. They are bad. They are unAmerican. They are looking for another country. They are not Americans. I never thopught of myself as much of an American....until all this mosque on ground zero bullshit came up. America was founded on religous freedom. All these ignorant people saying that having a mosque isn't American are mother fucking ignorant!!!! They ar the ones who should leave. America is about freedom, bitches!

Go Snooki! You and your little thick body are hot! I think you need to travel to Chicago, late '90's. It was full of guidos! They might even still be there!

Life as a restaraunt server is tough. Cuz I'm really a gangsta. I was born to shop and forced to work. Oh well...life until Portland will not be fun! uh yes, I am trying to move to portland sometime in 2011.

Today!

So on my agenda for the day, I am going to listen to all my favorite music and drink some brillant reisling and make beautiful copper wrapped turquoise jewelry and some chain and pearl necklaces. It is overcast and sweaty outside. But I braved the elements to go to Ramsey's and get a hotbrown. I remember 20 yrs ago, I had my first Ramsey's hotbrown on the second day they were open down on High Street. This began my love affair with the hotbrown. I have introduced it to some of my friends from Chicago. Commonly heard phrases upon seeing their hotbrown set down in front of them include "Holy Shit!" "This is gonna give me a heart attack!" After their first bite they say "Oh my god! This is so good!"

July is going to rock!

I have been busy promoting my two businesses...I have been hanging oversized postcards on the doorknobs of the affluent for my pet service and ordering my invitations for DIAKITTYdesigns jewelry party. It is a very exciting time for me! oh and I am the one who did Lindsay Lohan's nails for her court appearance...I actually think that was pretty sweet. She just shouldn't have flaunted them during court. I feel sorry for her. She has had no parental guidance and she isn't that talented. I saw this new reality show on Bravo about these two famouse photogs and they were supposed to do a shoot with Lindsay. It was for her own line of leggings and she was 8 hours late to the shoot. Then she wanted to leave after just a couple of wardrobe changes to go to some party. Everyone on the shoot was kissing her ass and telling her that she "is the most beautiful woman in the world". She replied, "tell that to Samantha". I never know if they're together or not. Which is strange, because I am so into celebrity gossip. I thought of a rumor to spread about Jennifer Aniston: she had a baby when she was 14 and gave it up for adoption. Years later she wanted to reunite with the child...and it's Adam Lambert!

Jewelry time!

For the past few days, I have been doggie sitting on campus. Thge house is one of the original farmhouses off of Euclid. It has great energy! I have been making some beautiful bracelets, earrings and even a metal and pearl necklace! I combined metal, shell, glass, green turquoise and whatever else I could find. I didn't get to wrap any beads, yet...I have a friend of a friend who is going to teach me how to do some intricate weavings. I hope I get to meet this mystery person soon. I'm also hoping to put together an invitation to my summer shin dig this week. I also really hope its not going to turn into a big fakaktah ordeal, like everything else I have been doing with my jewelry!(etsy, deviantart.com)I was able to upload my jewelry pics onto these sites and get a banner. But I can't navigate the sights. There is a sale I want to participate in on etsy, but can't figure out how to do it...even after reading the directions several times!!!! On deviantart.com I can't figure out how to make 'friends' with other artists among other things. if anyone wants to help me out with any of this, let me know!

Oh Happy Day

I got a last minute pet sitting job from an old client yesteerday. I am in like flynn with her dog Summer. I have been sitting for her for years, and I love her so much! It is interesting how a dog's behavior changes through the years. She is a vibrant dog that loves to play catch with me. I know that she is older, and act accordingly, so we go for shorter walks and in the late evening when it is coooler. I am so excited about my woodworking skills. My father taught me how to saw and sand wood today! This jewelry case is taking a lot longer than I thought, but turning into a very lengthy learning process. If I ever figure out how to post pics here, I will post one of the finished product.

Yesterday, I made jewelry for hours! So far I have two main collections: blue and pink. I'm working on an amber/70's retro vibe line. Maybe I'll figure out how to post pics of my new jewelry!?

ebay is for crackheads

i had previously posted a purse to auction on ebay. I had no luck. So I decided to check out what others were selling. Okay so it is all about 'lots'. Its where you get a bunch of stuff and sell it as a lot. I think a 'lot' of 'lots' are stolen merchendise. Who has 8 tubes of Bath and Body Works pineapple shower cream? Also it's been discontinued for a while...I know Body Shop and Lush products go bad after a few years. Then I started looking at the beads. Big mistake! Everything was under $2, but I forgot how many items I bid on. ALso, i forgot about shipping. Luckily i didn't break a twenty. And now I will be receiving over a thousand beads in the mail soon. Some rose quartz, turquoise, mesh jewelry bags and 500 lime green Swarovski crystals. I'm not sure if I am going back to ebay or not.

Food is very expensive

So, i'm trying to budget some so that I can save money to move to Portland, Or sometime next year. It will be a huge opportuinty for me to open up my jewelry to a friendlier craft market and open myself up to new experiences. I went online and disected my spending from the past three months. I am horrified, shocked and astounded at what I have been spending my money on. I figured that in the last 3 months I have spent $740 on groceries and eating out combined. That is ridiculous! Now, it may have been this high because now that I'm living in the 'basement apartment' at my p's house, I sometimes pick up groceries for the p's. Unfortinately I did see Montana Ted's on my list a few times. There buffalo chili tasted just like chili I got in Chicago at this little Jewish deli under Tower Records on Belden. I also saw lots of purchases at Kroger's under $10. Whenever I spend under $10 anywhere, I don't count it as real money because it is such a small amount. That needs to change! i only spent $78 on beauty treatments. That included 4 manicures and an eyebrow waxing. I need to start doing my own nails...but I hate to! My hands have the shakes (a family trait) so it is hazrd to make it look nice. Of course, I didn't include all my Aveda jaunts and Bath and Body Works forays. So, it is probably much higher than $78. My Tourmaline Charged Exfoliating Face Cleanser costs $30 itself! But it does help my nose. This year, for some totes insane reason, my nose began peeling. My make up highlighted every piece of dead skin. So I had to start exfoliating everyday. But, actually, I had to take matters further and get a mini loofah pad for it. And now, if i miss a day of exfoliation, the dead skin comes right back! WTF! So really, I'm saving money because I really want to get a glycolic acid peel (70%). Maybe this will be the year... Okay, new plan! Stop spending so much money on food, and spend the savings on the facial peel! I love budgeting!

I Love...

I love the Chateau Marmont. I stay there everytime I'm in L.A. I always get a luxury suite with an ajoining room. You never know how many superstar actors, models and artists will be staying the night. Last month, I was at ChMa and I ran into Lindsay, Lindsay Lohan. She had been in court earlier in the day. She looked like a crack head. Her skin was a mess with make up caked on...and she was orange! If she was soaking wet, she'd weigh 95 lbs. I'm pretty sure she had been crying, her face was so puffy...We chatted for a mo...I lied and told her she looked marvelous...That no one will even notice the alcohol and drug monitoring apparatus attached to her ankle...It was all very chic...kiss kiss.

I love decadence.
I love bitchy cats
I love the Pope's jewelry
I love Downtown Julie Brown
I love Monaco in May
I love biting sarcasm
I love silver glitter, the other colors are so declasee
I love Edina Monsoon, she is actually my birth mother. I was switched in the hospital nursery with Saphy
I love men who go with that whole tight pants and skinny tie fashion, very sexy Italian men

Life after Macauley

I have been communing with the cats all day. It made me feel a little better. I know they miss him too. Mew misses Mac's daily bath he gave her. I think they were best friends. They were always laid up on my parents bed together, napping mostly. Right now I'm in a threesome with Steve Buscemi and Sweetpea. I'm such a swinger!

Today was my mom's birthday! We showered her with gifts and Catchphrase! I cooked a pretty nice meal, chicken cordon bleu and roasted broccoli. I tried to roast tomatoes, but that recipe baked for 6!!! hours. These better be some awsome maters.

Tomorrow I am putting together my jewelry display case. I designed it on paper and am now building it with my bare hands. If this goes well, I'm building a tv stand/shoe rack for my bedroom. Should I go out and get a pair of crocs and lots of sweater vests now? Pretty soon I'll start building a deck.

Housewives

These girls can not stop bickering!Jill is crying crocodile tears. Betheny is strong and channeling her new motherly instincts. Kelly is still crazy as hell. Ramona is still drunk on Pinot Grigio. Not much to say, except there are some serious Dallas styles going on w/ the one shoulder dresses.

My mom and I took Macauley to the emergency clinic tonight to put him to sleep. He was a king to the end! My Chinese kitty.. my thug life..Fatfore...Donkey ears...pinhead...He was saved out of the Woodhill Ghetto in 1995. I was with Nicole and this man opened his front door during a horrible storm and two soaking rat like thing ran into the hovle. One was Macauley Balfour. I took him home and his pampered life began. I had Sliver and Joshua to teach him the ropes. He never clawed the furniture she got to keep his claws. He weighed almost 30 lbs. at his peak. There will never be another like Mac Daddy!

Friday...

So much on my plate right now. I've decided to have a jewelry party during the first weekend in August. It will be my first jewelry party in 4 years. I'm totes excited. I have a new style. I'm working with metal, doing some wrapping..I think it's my most mature work to date. I'm just all about creating beautiful, shiny little baubles for the masses. The centerpiece of my collection is the Princess necklace. Swarovski beads. Over 200 Swarovski beads on one necklace. It is so beautful! I am also launching a website. DIVAKITTYdesigns bitches!!! I'm, of course, I'm having loads of technical difficulties. The latest problem is that my pics have too many pixels, which means they are too big to load. I'll figure it out...eventually. The website has lots of cloisenne, amethyst, citrine, pearls,sodalite...lots of naturally ocurring stones. The pics are amazing. A friend's husband took them with a very fancy camera. They really highlight all the rich colors of the beads.

So who knows how to upload pics onto facebook from your phone? I have askjed my brother and he claims he only knows how to do it on his phone. I know he is lying and just doesen't want to fool with me. He has no patience. So if anyone wants to lay some knowledge on me...

It's 5 o'clock somewhere...Cheers!

I am a genus!

Some how the song Maggie's Farm got stuck in my hwead while on vacation in Portland and it never all the way left. So I wanted to get it put on as a ringtone. This was 4 months ago and I just now figured it out. I initially asked my brother Keelan. He told me that it was really hard to do. That scared me off. Well, I a few minutes ago,I was looking up the lyrics to Maggie's Farm and there was a pop up that said "Click me for ringtones". So I did and within 1 min, Maggie's Farm was on my phone! Oh shit. Adrienne just called and there was no ring tone. Why am I so fing retardo about phones!!!!

Smoking

So there is this 2yr old in Indonesia that smokes 2 packs a day. This is the most Rat Pack kid I've ever seen. He's lighting one cig off another, whirling the butt around his fingers..."Can we get these ladies some fresh cocktails over here..." Yeah, baby, yeah...Very swingin'!!! I actually don't think this person is two. He's not babylike in his gestures or look. I would believe that he is a child, but severely physically altered. Maybe he is a Marlboro experiment gone all to...right. I thought Saylor Ripley was the only bad ass mutherfucker kid smoker. And he didn't start until he was 4y.o. Peel your eyes for toddlers skipping preschool and hanging out in front of convenience stores, trying to get people to buy smokes for them. Like I used to do with Amber Jones in 8th grade-ha!

There's drinks over here!

So I want to be a bartender. It is a dream of mine. Ever since I saw the movie Cocktail. So I bought a recipe book for cocktails. Some of them I am familiar with, others are a new delight. I totally want to start whipping up some of these concoctions and see how they taste. First on my list is a Singapore Sling.

2 oz gin
1 oz cherry brandy
1 oz lemon juice
1tsp grenadine
ice and cracked ice
club soda
garnesh with lime peel

This drink sounds devinefully decadent.

New York...Jerry Seinfeld

So I just wrote a whole big entry and my fucked up computer deleted it. So hereit is in short form:
I'm glad everyone now knows that Kelly is totally fucking crazy. Jill's hair looked great, but I'm glad she fell on her ass in that ridiculous skating outfit.

Jerry Seinfeld, you get my jackhole of the week award for being such a downer on Andy Cohen. You looked down on him for having a cocktail, using the term jackhole and acted like you were so much better than reality show stars ("who are these people? Who cares about them"). He is an angry old white man now.

Tried the White Out Mountain Dew. Tastes like watered down Mt. Dew and smells like sprite. I would vote for the lime Mt. Dew. They all tasted bad, though.

Burn

This nation needs a cleansing, some kind of drastic make over. I was thinking of purifaction processes and I came up with: Burn down the south. The north was right to burn Atlanta in the civil war. There seems to be so much hatred down here. When I was on the road out west this spring, people seemed to not be as gun crazy and redneck. Of course, there is Kansas...Nothing but billboards for XXX shops and anti abortion signs. I think we should get all the liberals and open minded people out of the south, relocate them to all the blue states.Oh, and Texas, you can suseed anytime. I won't miss you. The only thing I know about you, really, is that you have the top three fattest cities in the country. Oh, and oil. So now the south will have room for all the nutjobs from all over the country! We can build a huge fence with electrical wire on top around the south. We'll tell the south it's to stop mexicans from getting in. Then the rest of the country could make progress in making the US a major source for education, and new technologies, you know, breaking new ground in all aspects of American life, and hopefully global. We need to be looked at as strong. I think most other countries hate us or thinks we're morons. "Ha-ha! Stupid Americans!"

I know I spelled suseed wrong.

Please stop the rain!

How long has it been overcast and rainy? Seems like at least 2 weeks now. It makes me want to stay in bed and watch tv and nothing else. So I'm taking Sunday and going to louisville. Nicole is going to put me up for the night. Getting a rental car has become a real hassel! They want me to have at least $400 in my bank account, or they won't rent me a car for $60. They also want to do a credit check. Who the fuck do these assholes think they are??? I think it would be easier to buy a car! So, now my wonderful mother is taking me. Car vrental agencies are now on my hit list, along with skinny jeans and SVUs.
I watched Mtv for too long the other day and saw My super Sweet16. WTF! I never got a kick ass party in high school. I don't know anyone who did. I mean, I went to parties, but the parents never catered it. If I have a little girl, I would want her to have a big party when she turns 16. But I'm not taking out a mortgage on my house to pay for it! And these 'ladies' look like whores! I thought that about most of the girls I went high school with. I never looked whorish, but I always looked great. I hope my daughter will know how to be a fashionista while wearing underware at all times, and a supportive bra! (Brittany Spears, please no more nipples on display)