I Love...

I love the Chateau Marmont. I stay there everytime I'm in L.A. I always get a luxury suite with an ajoining room. You never know how many superstar actors, models and artists will be staying the night. Last month, I was at ChMa and I ran into Lindsay, Lindsay Lohan. She had been in court earlier in the day. She looked like a crack head. Her skin was a mess with make up caked on...and she was orange! If she was soaking wet, she'd weigh 95 lbs. I'm pretty sure she had been crying, her face was so puffy...We chatted for a mo...I lied and told her she looked marvelous...That no one will even notice the alcohol and drug monitoring apparatus attached to her ankle...It was all very chic...kiss kiss.

I love decadence.
I love bitchy cats
I love the Pope's jewelry
I love Downtown Julie Brown
I love Monaco in May
I love biting sarcasm
I love silver glitter, the other colors are so declasee
I love Edina Monsoon, she is actually my birth mother. I was switched in the hospital nursery with Saphy
I love men who go with that whole tight pants and skinny tie fashion, very sexy Italian men