Distortion

It is that time of year again: blockbuster movies, girls dressing mre hoochie and the new flavors of Mt. Dew. Each year 3 new flavors are sold and you vote on your favorite. I'm pretty sure this is how we got Code Red (nectar of the sugar gods. I have decide to participate in the election of a new Mt. Dew flavor that will probably never be sold again after this summer. Yup, i'm bored!! So anway, I was at the grocery store today and saw Mt. Dew Distortion. It's Lime Blasted! I'm eally thirsty s I begin to drink it as I finsh my shopping. I think that I've picked up a regular Mt. Dew. I check the label. Yup, Distortion. I start to really check the bottle well. It is greener and their is the ever so slight aftertaste of synthetic lime. Not voting for this one.

When I was little, I always drank Coke if I was drinking soft drinks. I called all soft drinks 'Coke'. EX:"Get an assortment of cokes when you go to the store". Then sometime in Jr high I began drinking Mt. Dew. I'm sure I had had Mt. Dew before, but now I loved it. I once made a cookies and cream Mt, Dew float. I highly reccomend this to anyone nwho likes Kathy Griffen's Icecream Soup, or is it cake soup? Anyway, i think you get the point. In high school, I would often have a Mt. Dew and Reece's cups for lunch. One of the first drinks I ever mixed was Gin and Mt. Dew. Revolting right?!!!

However, I do not like any other Pepsi product. I much prefer coke. Real Coke. There's nothing like sitting down to watch your favorite movie with popcorn and a Coke. I even like Coke zero.

I'm sure I love my cokes way too much. Must drink water!!!