Saturday, May 29, 2010

Smoking

So there is this 2yr old in Indonesia that smokes 2 packs a day. This is the most Rat Pack kid I've ever seen. He's lighting one cig off another, whirling the butt around his fingers..."Can we get these ladies some fresh cocktails over here..." Yeah, baby, yeah...Very swingin'!!! I actually don't think this person is two. He's not babylike in his gestures or look. I would believe that he is a child, but severely physically altered. Maybe he is a Marlboro experiment gone all to...right. I thought Saylor Ripley was the only bad ass mutherfucker kid smoker. And he didn't start until he was 4y.o. Peel your eyes for toddlers skipping preschool and hanging out in front of convenience stores, trying to get people to buy smokes for them. Like I used to do with Amber Jones in 8th grade-ha!

2 comments:

  1. He looks older because of all the smoking! Also because he is so fat. Have you ever seen those old episodes of Maury with the fat babies?

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